Wanna be a highschool football hero with an s.a.t. score less then zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
Dont care about my future
cause it is just another day.
Ill rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
Im done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a highschool football hero with an s.a.t score less than zero.
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highshcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with roids.
Ive gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys.
My brains put in upside-down so Im just a little slow.
Ill change my name to bubba so that
Everyone will know I wanna be a highschool football hero.