I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an over weight lady

But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base.

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Sing it Chad for me
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us

Oh yeah, calculus...

Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether

[Rap:]
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym
& not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us

Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us

Well I've never been good at history
& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
& I kicked ass on the test about me & you

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us

U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us

Oooh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it

I know my calculus

I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Say I know my calculus
it says u + me = us

Calculus