I'm losin my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady
But I need a young thang
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Sing it, Chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Oh yeah...
Calculus

Yeah ha ha
C'mon
We're 2Gether (We're 2Gether)
Girl, algebra or trigonometry
Could never equal up to what you do to me
(Do to me)
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class
There ain't no way I could pass
(Way could pass)
I hate English, Gym,
And not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(Pay my attention)
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus

I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us

(Calculus...Calculus...West Side!...)

Go! Go! Go!...
(Ooh baby, Oh Lord!)
U + Me = Us, oh!

Well, I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or two
And I'd kick ass on a test about me and you

I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us

(Calculus)

You!
Plus sign!
Me!
Equal sign!
Us!

You!
Plus sign!
Me!
Equal sign!
Us!

(Ooh....)
Girl, no subject comes close to you
(Ooh...)
2Gether, sing it!

I...
Know my...
Cal-cu-luuuuuus!

I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us

Calculus!