I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all over my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round
You've got me turning up and turning down
and turning in and turning 'round

I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
Turning Japanese
I really think so
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so